Sometime in the afternoon on Friday, October 7, a package was left outside of Watts's apartment door. Inside was a reasonably priced bottle of wine. If it looked as though it was the result of someone going to the store and saying "Give me something better than average" well that'd be accurate.
Look, Irene was never going to turn down the likes of pretty, naughty photos in her texts, no matter how many feelings she caught. What a nice surprise!
The day I turn down photos of your naked body is the day you ought to send someone to do a wellness check. Never fear, no offense taken.
Liz was a little puzzled from the message she’d received from Steven so after thinking of a reply she wrote back a response, hoping for more information.
I don’t think I’m the right person to ask either. Why do you need to move a watermelon through a tight space?
Sometime on Monday, August 7th, when Watts opened his door he would find a brand new bottle of familiar looking whiskey with a note on it that simply said M.
Wait, hold on! Was I supposed to be somewhere? Did we have something planned?? I don't remember, can I blame Dad Brain? I'm so sorry, where am I supposed to go? Is it too late? What did I screw up this time?
So the message he got seemed weird but it mentioned brunch which Dean was 100% okay with.
"Look I don't care about drugs. I don't care if you're in drag or not or even if you're just naked. Whatever. If it involves bacon, pancakes and eggs, I'm in! Just tell me where? Is Waffle House showing up again?"
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The note attached simply said M.
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I'm all right. Bit cross and not the best of company. Think it's best to do a night in. Nothing to worry about. I love you.
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Steven's hanging back for a bit. He's fine, just needs quiet.
Phone Day Omg
The day I turn down photos of your naked body is the day you ought to send someone to do a wellness check. Never fear, no offense taken.
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Phone Day
I don’t think I’m the right person to ask either. Why do you need to move a watermelon through a tight space?
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No get together tonight. See you next week if you're free.
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Staying over Harley's. Steven will be back in the morning. Promise.
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Staying over at Harley's. Lemme know if you need anything.
Oh look! Phone day!
Wait, hold on! Was I supposed to be somewhere? Did we have something planned?? I don't remember, can I blame Dad Brain? I'm so sorry, where am I supposed to go? Is it too late? What did I screw up this time?
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don't even know how to respond to that! Please don't send me any message like that again!
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Wacky phone day!
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"Why the hell should I care whether the dean thinks you have integrity? Who's the dean?"
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Wacky Phone Day!
"Okay, so as flattered as I am to be your forbidden fruit...uh, actually, I don't really know how to finish that. Umm, thanks?"
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Wacky Phone Day!
"Look I don't care about drugs. I don't care if you're in drag or not or even if you're just naked. Whatever. If it involves bacon, pancakes and eggs, I'm in! Just tell me where? Is Waffle House showing up again?"
Phone Day!
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