And now it was Watts's turn to hide a smile behind his wine glass, because in the course of this very conversation, Steven had insulted Konshu's personality, called him an old buzzard, and strongly implied he was unintelligent.

"Like a child who's found an anthill," Watts said. "I do hope none of them are prone to kicking over anthills." Steven had said most of the other gods were hands-off but who knew?